Sunday, October 30, 2005

HALLOWEEN CACOPHONY

On Halloween this year, as every year, Benny Pristine is staging a preposterous costume party which will include the usual suspects from the novella…Crysta Bella, Moondog, Quantum Coyote, Rosebud Peru, Dona Juanita Medusa and the Professor, Zeno Murray, Dixie Evans and Charlie plus Leon Shakes, Sir Real and a host of other North Beach denizens…and…the Druid Heights chapter of the CACOPHONY SOCIETY , who describe themselves as "Dada clowns rewiring the circuits of the community".



You may recall Cacophony Society events from the recent past…e.g. 50 members, all in full Santa Claus drag crowding onto a city bus on Christmas Eve, riding to the top of Nob Hill and joining 100 other of their members, also Santa-clad, in the lobby of the Fairmont Hotel to sing bawdy carols to the guests. Benny and company were proud participants in that event.

This Halloween Benny is having the group, who usually dress like refugees from a traveling circus, dress in straight business clothes as "costumes" and descend upon an accountants conclave opening reception which is housed at another of the city's major hotels. They intend their presence and conversation to have the effect of bad acid dropped into the punch.

Friday, October 28, 2005

Sir Real & Leon Shakes At The Mabuhay



During the days of Punk in North Beach in the late 70s and early 80s Leon Shakes and an artist/musician known as Sir Real were partners in high weirdness, music promotion and various other forms of Dada instigation.



When Sir Real performed he looked and sounded like a punked out, electrified, violin playing Bob Dylan on acid. He was a hit.
In those days, Leon also worked as a barker at the strip joints along Broadway near the Mabuhay. Leon was always able to attract a crowd. He imitated the voice and manner of premier barker George the Arab, whose gravelly carney spiel rang from block to block up and down the street. Leon was one of Benny Pristine's street sources...crazy as a loon and stoned to the bone, but not missing a thing that happened on the street.

Thursday, October 27, 2005

Johnny Depp, Keith Richards & Leon Shakes



Back in the day Leon Shakes used to dress as a pirate and haunt the bars of North Beach at all hours of the day and night. He claimed that his alter ego, Alfred Jarry, was with him on these drinking bouts, in full regalia...cyclist's uniform and top hat. These days Shakes and Jarry are joined...they claim...when taking the waters at Gino & Carlo's or the Northstar...by Capt. Jack Sparrow and his inimitable father.



One thing is certain...Leon Shakes, like Jarry before him, drinks for four, whether all are visible or not.

Sunday, October 23, 2005

Temporary Autonomous Zones

One of the documents found in Benny Pristine's apartment by Crysta Bella after he disappeared.

Fragments from THE TEMPORARY AUTONOMOUS ZONE (TAZ)
By Hakim Bey
...this time however I come as the victorious Dionysus, who will turn the world into a holiday...not that I have much time...
Nietzsche (from his last "insane" letter to Cosima Wagner)

Pirate Utopias
THE SEA-ROVERS AND CORSAIRS of the 18th century created an "information network" that spanned the globe: primitive and devoted primarily to grim business, the net nevertheless functioned admirably.

Scattered throughout the net were islands, remote hideouts where ships could be watered and provisioned, booty traded for luxuries and necessities. Some of these islands supported "intentional communities," whole mini-societies living consciously outside the law and determined to keep it up, even if only for a short but merry life...to express their genius for creating living myth.




The first step is somewhat akin to satori...the realization that the TAZ begins with a simple act of recognition.

The TAZ as festival. Stephen Pearl Andrews once offered, as an image of creatively authentic society, the dinner party, in which all structure of authority dissolves in conviviality and celebration.

Vital in shaping TAZ reality is the concept of psychic nomadism (or as we jokingly call it, "rootless cosmopolitanism"). The drift.

The TAZ desires above all to avoid mediation, to experience its existence as immediate. The very essence of the affair is "breast-to-breast" as the sufis say, or face-to-face. But, BUT: the very essence of the Web is mediation. Machines here are our ambassadors--the flesh is irrelevant except as a terminal, with all the sinister connotations of the term.

Thursday, October 20, 2005

Charlie Parker, Timothy Leary, Miles, etc.

If you don't live it, it won't come out your horn.
- Charlie Parker

You're only as young as the last time you changed your mind.
- Timothy Leary



Don't play what's there, play what's not there.
- Miles Davis

We are the hurdles we leap to be ourselves.
- Michael McClure

I hate and renounce as a coward every being who consents to live without first having re-created himself.
- Antonin Artaud

Adventure without risk is Disneyland.
- Douglas Coupland

Wednesday, October 19, 2005

ALWAYS ASTONISHED

Another mystifying book and author. Fernando Pessoa had all of the personas he inhabited write their own poetry and prose "in character". The works are all very different from each other. So here we have claims of a group of imaginal characters creating real work. I wonder...impertinently...if Pessoa's former lodgings are now haunted, how many ghosts are there? Also, imaginal rather than imaginary or fictitious seems to apply better here...and maybe in general when discussing personas, made up or not.



ALWAYS ASTONISHED: Selected Prose by Fernando Pessoa

An excellent introduction to this esteemed Portuguese poet's work, including his influential essay, "On Shakespeare." Pessoa is of special interest in the authorship debate because his fame is linked to the "heteronyms" (Alberto Caeiro, Ricardo Reis, and Alvaro de Campos) under which he also wrote and published. He has described "heteronyms" not merely as "pseudonyms," but as other characters/personalities that live inside him. "After looking for him in the poems, we search for him in the prose. The pursuit of the Other in Pessoa's work is never-ending," writes Edwin Honig (the translator and editor of Always Astonished) in his Introduction. In Always Astonished Pessoa and his several selves (Caeiro, Reis and de Campos) discuss one another's work, revealing how Portuguese modernism was shaped. "To pretend is to know oneself," Pessoa once wrote.

ALWAYS ASTONISHED is is published by and available from City Lights.

Monday, October 17, 2005

NAPOLEON SHAKESPEARE



For your amusement and, hopefully edification and enlightenment, I present to you the character of Napoleon Shakespeare, known to his close friends and confidants as, simply, Leon Shakes. Leon Shakes has been a North Beach, and Druid Heights, fixture for decades and is part of the Moondog, Quantum Coyote, Benny Pristine, Crysta Bella inner circle. Indeed, Leon is a WOW! Initiate and was in attendance when QC and Moondog took their fateful leap.(Satori Tango, Chapters 6-10).



Leon Shakes believes himself to be the reincarnation of Alfred Jarry, claims to constantly channel Jarry and, like Jarry, has succeeded in turning himself into a work of art…a fictive character of his own creation.



As Mark Sanders in an article in The Idler
states:
"Resulting from personal theories on Pataphysics, which Jarry used as both an onieric and rhetorical philosophy, his life became a hyperbolic version of existence: at once a deformation and an exaggeration of reality. “Action and Life…” howled Jarry, “are more beautiful than Thought. Thus, let us Live and by so doing we shall be Masters.” His outlook on life was calculated to distort accepted “reality” and thereby trigger catastrophic changes, creating imaginary hypotheses that could replace the known or the probable. As such, each person was the master of his own contradictions. It was only by virtue of his will power that the individual could directly transform his environment away from the rational confines of bourgeois culture and so escape the suburbia of the soul."

We will return to the doings of Leon Shakes in due time. His introduction into the mix always gives the stew an outlandish tang.

Sunday, October 16, 2005

CINEMORPHICS

One of the documents turned up in Benny Pristine's apartment following his "disappearance" was entitled Cinemorphics which has to do with the apparent (sometimes) meshing of fiction and "reality", and the malleability and shiftiness of the ego. This document, obviously, had a significant effect on Benny's realization regarding his own status in reality later in the story.

Thursday, October 13, 2005

TABLOID HAIKU

Dona Juanita Medusa, one of the characters in SATORI TANGO, came up with the idea of composing what she calls "Tabloid Haiku" - haiku in traditional form inspired by tabloid headlines - as a way of passing the time on a long road trip. I offer some of these Tabloid Haiku below:

Fat-sucking vampires
claim two hundred and fifty
nine lives in Lima.

Cannibal chief eats
mail order brides in New Guinea.
Cops launch man-hunt.


Fisherman uses
Barbie Doll as bass lure. “Drives
the big ones crazy.”


Sexually pawed
by a love-crazed smelly Big-foot.
Chased, kissed and stripped.


Man knocks himself out with boomerang.
Sues himself.
Wins three hundred k.


Lobster pinches wide-eyed
socialite’s boob in ritzy
Paris bistro.

Cincinnati corpse
bursts into flames and burns
antique hearse in strange blaze.


Weirdo breaks into
gal’s apartments to brush their
teeth. Complaints increase.


Woman burned to a
crisp in hair spray tragedy. Wichita
cops shocked.


Man posing as
alien conned gals into free
trip to home planet.


Couple mangled when
penile implant explodes during sex.
Wedding night.

Monday, October 10, 2005

FORTEAN PATAPHYSICS

Hieronymous P. Moondog, good friend and adivsor to Benny Pristine, and a character who figures prominently in SATORI TANGO, often refers to himself as a "Fortean Pataphysicist", having made a close study of the works of Alfred Jarry and Charles Fort and claiming that they were actually strange twins. The references below briefly summarize the approach of these two often overlooked pioneers in the history of science. More about H.P. Moondog's elaboration on their work and how it relates to SATORI TANGO later.

ALFRED JARRY

Alfred Jarry (September 8, 1873 – November 1, 1907) was a French writer, provocateur, pre-surrealist born in Laval, Mayenne, France, not far from the border of Brittany; he was of Breton descent on his mother's side.

Jarry invented PATAPHYSICS, which he defined as follows:

"Pataphysics, whose etymological spelling should be epi (meta) ta physika and actual orthography 'pataphysics, preceded by an apostrophe so as to avoid a simple pun (patte… physique), is the science of that which is superinduced upon metaphysics, where within or beyond the latter's limitations, extending as far beyond metaphysics as the latter extends beyond physics. Ex: an epiphenomenon being often accidental, pataphysics will be, above all, the science of the particular, despite the common opinion that the only science is that of the general."

According to Jarry, Pataphysics is the science of exceptions, and explains the universe beyond this one, or imagined to lie beyond this one, dealing entirely with accidental data comprising no "rule." Jarry's exact definition of pataphysics is: "The science of imaginary solutions, which symbolically attributes the properties of objects, described by their virtuality, to their lineaments."

Jarry proposes, for instance, that we should think of a vacuum as a "unit of non-density" rising outward, rather than of an object falling to the center. He observes that the shape of a watch is not any more round that it is rectangular (in profile). This is obviously typical 19th Century "objectivism" carried to an absurd extreme.

http://www.experiencefestival.com/a/PATAPHYSICS/id/193071



CHARLES FORT

Charles Hoy Fort (August 6, 1874 - May 3, 1932), writer and researcher into anomalous phenomena, was the son of an Albany, New York grocer of Dutch ancestry. According to some sources he was born on August 9.

Over and over again, Fort rams home a few basic points that are frequently forgotten in discussions of 'what is science': the boundaries between science and psuedo-science are 'fuzzy' not binary, these boundaries change over time, and there is a strong sociological influence on what is considered 'acceptable' or 'damned'. He also points out that whereas facts are objective, how facts are interpreted depends on who is doing the interpreting and in what context. These are viewpoints that would not be widely accepted until the early 21st century.

There are many phenomena in Fort's works which have now been partially or entirely "recuperated" by mainstream science, but many of Fort's ideas are on the very borderlines of science, or beyond, in the fields of paranormalism and the bizarre. Fort resolutely refused to abandon the territory between science and the absurd. Among Fort's contributions to the thought of the Twentieth Century was the invention of the word "teleportation" to denote the strange disappearances and appearances of anomalies, which tongue-in-cheek, he suggested may be connected. He also is perhaps the first person to explain strange human teleportations by the hypothesis of alien abduction.

Many consider it odd that Fort, a man so skeptical and so willing to question the pronouncements of the scientific mainstream, would be so eager to take old stories--for example, stories about rains of fish falling from the sky--at face value. Yet this is not the case: Fort remarked 'I offer the data. Suit yourself.' The theories and conclusions Fort presented allegedly came from the same sources as those of what Fort called 'the orthodox conventionality of Science': it did not matter to Fort whether his data and theories were accurate: his point was that alternative conclusions and world-views can be made from the data than those which Fort called 'orthodox,' and that the conventional explanations of Science are only one of a range of explanations, none more justified than another. In this respect, he was ahead of his time. In The Book of the Damned he showed the influence of societal values and what would now be called a 'paradigm' on what scientists consider to be 'true': this prefigured work by Thomas Kuhn years later. In a similar way the anarchic 'anything goes' approach to science of Paul Feyerabend is similar to Fort's.

Fort's great contribution is to the humour of science, for although many of the phenomena which science rejected in his day have since been proven to be objective phenomena, and although Fort was prescient in his collection and preservation of these data despite the scorn they received from his contemporaries, Fort was more of a parodist and a humorist than a scientist.

http://definition-info.com/Forteana.html

Sunday, October 09, 2005

SHAKESPEARE SLAIN BY PISSED OFF CHARACTERS!


From: The New York Times, Sunday, October 9, 2005
"Shakespeare's Haunted Pier"
(Oct. 29 through 31 at Pier 25, off Moore Street)
The Gimmick: With the help of Chashama and Manhattan Youth, the Faux-Real Theater Company has created a text out of a dozen or so Shakespeare plays, in which murdered characters rise up to slay the author. The show's creator, Mark Greenfield, said his goal was "to blend Coney Island with the Globe Theater."

Saturday, October 08, 2005

COPIES AVAILABLE FOR PURCHASE

A small number of copies of the first limited edition of SATORI TANGO are now available for purchase. These copies are numbered (this edition is limited to 100), signed by the author and autographed by "Benny Pristine". These are 8.5"x11" format, are illustrated and are priced at $25.00 each. For more information please contact: satoritango@yahoo.com

Friday, October 07, 2005

JED McKENNA and DON JUAN MATEUS

I think that it has been established that both "Jed McKenna" and "Don Juan Mateus" are fictitious characters, or fictive characters (Daniel Noel's term for Don Juan). This condition in no way diminishes either character's power or effectiveness.

Hence, maybe the lesson from the "real" writers of the books by McKenna and Castaneda (who attempted to fictionalize or de-materialize himself throughout his "life") is that in order to wake up one must realize that one is a legend only in one's own mind. (Maybe not so much so in Castaneda's case...). "86" thyself! Don't identify the character with the actor. And...don't fall for your own bullshit...

Tuesday, October 04, 2005

WHAT THIS BLOG IS ABOUT 2

This blog contains thoughts on and in some ways is a continuation of the illustrated novella "Satori Tango, A Benny Pristine Mystery" which was published in a limited signed and numbered edition about a month ago.

Old school San Francisco private eye Benny Pristine has been hired by a secretive and powerful femme fatale to find the meaning of life or else.

The story follows Benny and his pals, Hieronymous Moondog, Crysta Bella, Quantum Coyote and Rosebud Peru, among others, as they hack and meander their way through the metaphysical jungles and swamps of San Francisco and Las Vegas.

For more info email: satoritango@yahoo.com

A READER'S THOUGHTS

I got this e-mail earlier today.

"I found a copy of your book, SATORI TANGO, on a bench in Washington Square Park. It was kind of soggy. I guess somebody forgot it the night before.

I was able to read it though. Pretty good. It’s the first detective story I’ve seen where the detective is hired to find the meaning of life. I’m not sure I liked what happened. I liked it though when Benny realized that he was a fictitious character and sent an email to you. Did he get enlightened? It that what this means? Very mysterious! I guess that’s what you’re going for. I wish you luck with the book. I’m going to leave it where I found it. M."

If "you" realize that "you" are a fictitious character as Benny did...that your persona is vaporous...what effect does this have?

Sunday, October 02, 2005

THE DETECTIVE WITH NO NAME

The Detective With No Name had this strange quality about him. It was like you could never see all of him at once. Parts of him, which seemed to flicker and change as he moved, were lost in some kind of "blind spot", as if some part of him constantly was moving in and out of an extra dimension invisible to me. He breathed laboriously and drank deeply from a large, tropical-looking cocktail.

"So your guy Benny got himself hired to find the meaning of life huh?", says the Detective With No Name. "Something like that happened to me one time. This socalite asshole, who I was having a money problem with, says to me that if I'm such a hot shot investigator why don't I go out and find God and bring him back the evidence and then he'll pay me. So I pulled out my gun and stuck it in his mouth and said that maybe I should blow his brains out and he could find out about the God and life after death thing first hand. He got religion.

You should get your boy Benny to ask this client of his if she has questions about the 'meaning of life' when she's getting some real good head or after a big hit of some great dope or even a delicious piece of pie for that matter. Good luck kiddo...see you in the funny papers."

The Detective With No Name wandered off. Juan Bob said it was time for us to go.